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Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through
HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE
by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022
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Jizz

Not your thing
“That is so not my jizz”
by Jake2364 November 26, 2022
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Jizz Jam

It's like those concerts where drummers play with paint on their drums, but you know... it's jizz.
You guys wanna have a jizz jam session later? I've been saving loads in a jar (some would call it a jizz jam jar).
by deanofjizz April 27, 2022
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Jizz Turkey

When something is going to be hard to swallow.
by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022
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Jizz Cricket

A girls who gets cum on her inner-thigh/feet and rubs her legs/feet together like a cricket
You know Izzy? She’s such a jizz cricket
by IzzyBeAJizzCricket October 8, 2022
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aw jizz

When a Nathan farts during anal sex …!!!
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Jizz Monkey

There was an albino monkey that they called Jizz Monkey
by garboojizz October 18, 2022
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