Jizz

Cum

Jizz on my eyes while I’m walking to class

by A retarded Wisconsinite February 18, 2023

Jizz With The Wizz

The process of using melted cheese or fondue as a lubricant

Person 1: Why were you late to work
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*

by OneMilkTwoCows June 9, 2018

Jizz high jump

When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.

Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record

by Bron wolfgang May 13, 2017

Jizz feather

When he cums on your chest and you fall asleep, then peel it off in the morning. What you’ve got is a jizz feather.

I woke up covered in jizz feathers.

by Not xhxu June 26, 2021

Jizz on a bisc

A fun game where 3 or more people stand in a circle and stroke off over a biscuit. First one to cum on the biscuit is obviously gay and the last one to cum has to eat it.

Hey buds let's get to know each other better through jizz on a bisc

by Brodsterbroski23 September 6, 2019

Jizz Monkey

A white monkey.

There was an albino monkey that they called Jizz Monkey

by garboojizz October 18, 2022

ghost jizz

1. when one is eating, usually fast food and spills some of the sauce on their pants and creates a light stain around the crotch making it look like dried jizz
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself

"dude did you cum on yourself"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"

"shit i got ghost jizz on me"

"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"

by rickitydick520 April 6, 2013