Fung Job

The art of vomiting on a male's penis while she is giving a blow job

Last night Lauren got wasted and gave a fung job to Zach at the party. I kinda liked it

by lingyy December 4, 2010

job unfair

Going to a job fair but coming home with no results.

I see an advertisement for a local job unfair.

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

navy job

A. A half assed job
B. Any job the Navy completes or doesn't
C. Something you were instructed to do by and idiot superior

1. When you're told to paint a wall and you brush it twice, you've done a navy job.

2. "I don't feel like doing a good job, I'll just do a navy job."

by Itakeitintheasseverydayfrommyship January 14, 2004

knot-job

A knot-job is a sexual act where one guy ties knots in a length of rope and pushes them up the asshole of another dude and then begins jacking him off. When the guy is reaching the point of no return, he pulls them out one by one -- as each knot pops out, the guy spurts a shot of an historic rope-gasm.

Oh Wow! Matt just gave me an awesome knot-job!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

Steve Jobs

Bill Gates' muse.

Steve Jobs: Hey, lets add a mouse to the keyboard.
Bill Gates: What the fuck is a mouse. I'm so pampered I only know about cute animals. Fuck it, whatever sells. But I'm not giving up dos.
Steve Jobs: Why? People don't care about learning your secret language. You should give them a dashboard. Computers should be windows to the world. Fuck, I wish I could think of a less gay phrase.
Bill Gates: No no no. Gay is sweet. Hmm windows.

by The Bandito June 17, 2006

Zipper Job

1) Where a girl is so excited that when she give a guy a BJ, she doesn't unbutton the top button, she leaves it buttoned and pulls down the zipper only.
2) Also, if a girl is giving you a BJ in a public place.

1) "Dam dude last night, she wanted to suck my cock so bad that she gave me a zipper job!" "WTF, nice!!"
2) "Dont look over there kids, theres a girl giving a guy a zipper job!"

by S H I Z A October 29, 2009

blond job

like a blow job, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.

Chet - Man, Betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck's gear shift all the way home!

Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?

Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.

by harry day October 26, 2009