When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.
by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019
Get the Jesus Boner mug.When you want to get up in there...but you are too wasted. You pray to Jesus to give you a massive boner.
by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019
Get the #jesus boner mug.A boner so holy that divine light is shed upon it and a choir of alter boys sing in the background. Morning wood becomes morning good.
by Narcoleptic Cactus June 17, 2018
Get the Jesus Boner mug.Frank : What are you going to do today?
Anthony : I'm going to do some Jesus speaking
Frank : Who will you talk to?
Anthony : Actually whoever replies lol.
Anthony : I'm going to do some Jesus speaking
Frank : Who will you talk to?
Anthony : Actually whoever replies lol.
by Zxkred June 22, 2018
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Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:
"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2
Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:
"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2
by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018
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