Jacob Williams

Jacob Williams is a urban myth created in the early 2000's, England. The myth is about a white boy with an afro, it is said that if you ever took his hood off and saw his afro, he would take you to a pub where his uncle lives and keep you there prisoner until you pass out, this is when he would touch you. He is said to have his hood up even on the hottest days.

John 1 : "I took off some white guys hood with an afro"
John 2 : "I could never, I've heard that is a very dangerous creature called Jacob Williams, stay away from the Sir Robert Peel pub in town"

by Jew No.2445794 April 6, 2024

Jacob

Jacob is amazing he is gorgeous and stunning when your dating him. but he will manipulate you and make you fall I love so he can hurt you even more when he ends it after he gets what he wants.
Everybody knows Jacob and almost everyone will warn you against him and they are right to do so.
Jacob is a misogynistic douche and a terrible kisser. NEVER DATE A JACOB.
Unless you have a death wish for your heart.

Person1: oh is that Jacob

Person2: yeah he’s a dick unless your dating him like stay away from that guy

by Juicyjennaj August 20, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a big chad, he makes people fall to their knees when they see his ugly mug. He snaps anyones arms if they look at him funny. He knows where u live so watch out. He has 700 hot babes.

Random hot babe: Hi jacob.
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye

by Umpa lumpa December 6, 2020

Jacob Fortin

This is a boy, or girl, (no one knows their actual gender) They enjoy playing FORTNITE and SHELLSHOCKERS 12 hours a day, 8 days a week. Looks pretty sick in his big ass gamer head phones. Kinda lowkey a thot and can easily finesse your bitch. Always bullies little girls named Liam. Some ppl might consider him a gay pedophile cuz he likes little boys named Ryan more than his girlfriend. Really enjoys music, mostly Ariana Grande and likes to participate in show choir. These poor kids tend to get bullied a lot but its ok cuz they have awesome girlfriends that write things on Urban dictionary for them.

Omg that guy is getting shoved into a locker, his name must be Jacob Fortin.

by fhcisbjdsbfjbasofbosafbosabgfo December 20, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a little gay ball with THE HOTTEST mom in the world

Have you seen Jacobs mom, shes sooo hot

by Jacobs mom is HOT AS SALSA June 2, 2025

Jacob Cass real

KednelGaming’s #1 Tip-Rider
Corey Allen’s biggest fan
Dude sucks at ro wrestling ***VERY IRONIC ENDING IS SHOCKING***
Lost to anthony Rollins of all people

Uhhhhhhhh
WWE 12 RTWM Guy

Jacob cass real sucks.

by Niggeraiden July 3, 2022

Jacob

Secretly the gayest guy in the friend group or squad

He’s such a Jacob

by The real Jacob May 24, 2020