When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .
This whiskey Dick is the worst ...Do you want to just give me an Irish Egg Roll?
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a prankster yanks on your scrotum so hard your heart stops
Paddy almost died when Liam gave him the ol' irish steamwhistle.
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A stain left on your hand after jerking off.
That guy over there had an Irish stain on his hand after he came out of the bathroom.
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a plastic fork after eating a tv dinner and cleaning it with your t-shirt
you still eating your dinner paddy or can you throw me the Irish comb
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Sex move where you apply heavy lubricant to a girl's sphincter. Then some asshole with no teeth fills his mouth with whipped cream and gummy bears and spits them into her butthole. Afterwards the toothless participant slurps the shit covered gummy bears out and gurgles them around in his mouth giving his gums a super decent massage.

Often times this is followed up by the woman upper cutting the toothless fuckers face and yelling at him to get the fuck out for being such a desperately pathetic douche bag.

This is typically performed by men highly susceptible to relapsing on hard drugs.
During the AA meeting, Bobby asked if he could discuss feelings of guilt and shame for the topic after receiving an Irish Gummybear from his secret lover.
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A slang term for a bar, or pub.
Hey James, Sheamus and I are heading down to the ol' Irish Watering Hole over on 5th, would you like to tag along?
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