Aristocrat 1: The amount of times I've started making french toast only to realize that I don't have any milk is honestly starting to become a problem.
Aristocrat 2: A fine Irish cream will make for a good substitute - Irish Toast.
Aristocrat 2: A fine Irish cream will make for a good substitute - Irish Toast.
by Promiscuous Monkey November 16, 2013
Get the Irish Toastmug. by natchoman March 4, 2024
Get the Irishmug. An orgy
“Hey, what were you guys doing in there? It sounded kinda sus”
“Don’t worry my bro we were just having an Irish pregame, Notre Dame is playing soon so my boys and I had to get it on”
“Don’t worry my bro we were just having an Irish pregame, Notre Dame is playing soon so my boys and I had to get it on”
by bamsuch9 November 7, 2020
Get the Irish Pregamemug. Sheila, will I see you at the pub this Saturday? If you're in a pinch, you can utilize the Irish Babysitter.
by WebsterNouveau April 19, 2024
Get the Irish Babysittermug. A sex act in which Guinness beer and Jamison Whiskey are funneled into the asshole on the cusp of ejaculation. The ejaculatory penis is then inserted creating the ultimate Irish Car Bomb
Jack: " Last night I have her the good old Irish Insertion. It was a hell of a headrush for us both!"
by howdyhuman August 12, 2021
Get the Irish Insertionmug. by Carrboy Experience April 16, 2023
Get the Irish meat sickelmug. To soak a mans penis into a pint of guinness and then slap a womans face with said guinness soaked penis.
Person A: Where was bob last night
Person B: I heard he was giving his wife the irish thwack
Person A: My Goodness!
Person B: I heard he was giving his wife the irish thwack
Person A: My Goodness!
by Sloth50Cal March 28, 2024
Get the Irish Thwackmug.