Lemon ear feetprints

The footprints of your earwax.

"Lena stared at the smudges on her headphones and laughed, ‘Looks like I left some lemon ear feetprints behind after that long study session!’"

by Melon the earwig March 3, 2025

Swimmer’s Ear

The most painful outside ear infection that makes your jaw hurt and put drops in your ear

Swimmer: I got Swimmer’s Ear
Friend: is that good?

Swimmer: No it hurts WAY too bad!

by -The Girls September 26, 2021

Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on

Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls

by Christophlak March 30, 2024

At first ear

it's like when you hear something for the first time.

At first ear, it sounds way cooler than my old fridge.

by kylerockwit June 6, 2024

ear slammer

A catchy song. As referenced on the Longmont Potion castle track "Molecular Lionel"

Have you heard the new single by Molecular Lionel? It's a real ear slammer.

by Grover Loaf March 4, 2017

Ears Day

Happy ears day! (21st jan) Take pics of ur ears and create them as ur whatsaap pfp and have fun confusing people haha! Love from bskskbss 😜

HAPPY NATIONAL EARS DAY PENCHONSW JCKDKSOSS

by Sallyyyytangali January 21, 2021

Hater Ears

Listening or Critiquing a body of work, person, place or thing, with extensive judgement almost like you hate it before you know what it is.

Drake's album is really good, I listened with hater ears, I wanted to hate it but I like it.

by theFeenyx July 29, 2023