working man

The act of having sex with a female and then doing a shift right after.

Went up to Sally's last night and gave 'er a right working man. Shagged 'er, got me boots on, then off to work. Best shift I've ever done.

by darth-canid November 20, 2020

How does xy work?

A phrase that questions something really simple and has an obvious answer to it, but can become very confusing if the one asking the question knows how to confuse. It can be used to keep up conversations.
It was found on the questions tab of bill wurtz's website

Here's a question that has been haunting me: How the hell does salad work? / How does a backpack actually work? / How does xy work?

by Frankie Fusilli November 20, 2021

Work Whore

A person who makes time to hang out with his "cool" friends, but pretends he's busy with work when invited to hang out with his real friends

"Man, Tom is such a work whore"

by Based_ICWD December 10, 2020

work

the worst thing ever created

money should be free so we don't have to work

by bigchingus409 September 9, 2019

Working less than Santa

When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.

"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"

"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"

"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

clerk work

it happens when you're stoned

Hi Dad, yes, you will be happy that i got a job! It's, uh, clerk work!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

That's not gonna work for me brotha

Taken from legendary pro wrestler Hulk Hogan who would use the phrase to turn down any decision that didn't benefit him. Now used as a way of turning something/anything down emphatically

Boss: Can you stay pass your shift?

You: That's not gonna work for me brotha!

by Professor Sequoia December 31, 2022