When youve been ripping ass all day at work and never needed to take a shit. most of the farts were pretty dry and trust worthy.
Then you come home to your girlfriend and shes ready for you to lay down the D. You have no idea if youre clean back there so you run into the bathroom right quick and do 1 or 2 "wipe checks"
Then you come home to your girlfriend and shes ready for you to lay down the D. You have no idea if youre clean back there so you run into the bathroom right quick and do 1 or 2 "wipe checks"
Man, so i went on my 3rd date and i was rilping ass the whole time -it was probably the tacos- she finally asked me if i wanted to come over. I knew i was going to lay it down so i excused myself and went to the bathroom to do a few "wipe checks" so she wouldnt be smelling my booty fumes
by Maverick-BO January 13, 2017
Get the wipe checkmug. When you go for a prostate exam.
by sor.eal September 13, 2016
Get the dirty check-upmug. The act of a women checking your dick for its size. If under 6 inches you have failed the check. If your gay and your under 6 inches then you're obviously the catcher in the relationship.
Dude, she performed The Dick Check on me last and past with flying colors...then again she was asian and tight.
by Stukdwnbassist July 3, 2011
Get the The Dick Checkmug. 
A large amount of money that typically exceeds $1,000 and/or what the average person would consider too much money to be causally carrying around.
Check money is typically used for big purchases such as a car or house.
Check money is typically used for big purchases such as a car or house.
Example:
Cash or check?
Cash is easier it’s only $35 not Check money.
Person 1: I want to buy a new mustang
Person 2: You got Check money for a mustang?
Cash or check?
Cash is easier it’s only $35 not Check money.
Person 1: I want to buy a new mustang
Person 2: You got Check money for a mustang?
by Sstav August 5, 2021
Get the Check Moneymug. stupid check (n.): A basic task or test designed to check if you have been paying attention/have basic knowledge in a subject area you have been taught more thoroughly about.
ex: "I thought that chem exam would be hard but half the questions were about stuff we learned last year. Total stupid check."
by blakingdom September 22, 2021
Get the Stupid Checkmug. 