hood daughter

The neighbors daughter that is always at your house, and has become part of the family.

I have my daughter, and my hood daughter.

by Baiter101 September 18, 2020

hooded gerkin

A hero but not that kind of hero

Person: help someone is mugging me

Hooded Gerkin: I’m not that kind a hero

by Blacknasty April 27, 2019

Hood Plague

The Hood Plague is a sinus condition contracted by students in the third or fourth week of Fall classes after the air conditioners come on in the dorms.

"Crap, I have a paper due tomorrow but I can't think because I have the damn Hood Plague"

"Can I get out of class, I've come down with Hood Plague"

by Hoodlum December 9, 2012

hood wacked

During oral sex, a man removes his uncircumcised penis and swings it towards the unsuspecting woman causing the hood to hit her in the face

she was going down on him and he pulled out and hood wacked her with his foreskin.

by harder faster September 6, 2012

stepped in the wrong hood

Lil foo tryna scrap not know in where they steppin nd get merked

Whatcha want cuddie? U stepped in the wrong hood dawg this aint fa u!

by ♥+ April 3, 2017

hood engineering

Completing something in a really scuffed and scrappy way, but it works.

1. I had to check if a number from 1 to 10 was odd or even so I made 10 if statements. That was some next level hood engineering!

2. I did some crazy hood cooking last night. I didn't have a rolling pin so I used a wine bottle instead

by cokezeroguzzler August 5, 2024

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017