Home-A-Loner

When two men break into your house at Christmas time and you just got an insane loner hand in the game of euchre.

Take that, Marv! While you burned your hand on that red-hot doorknob, I just won with a Home-A-Loner!

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss December 1, 2022

home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"

by Lay uhh December 15, 2022

Homes

Noun for someone who is just the best there is. Anyone who talks shit or hates on, surely has a little penis or no a 12 year old body.

That guy is my homes!!

by Nieto December 16, 2022

The Home Alone

When you materbate a home by yourself and cry in shame after

I did "The Home Alone" last night and felt pathetic at having to do so

by Direwolf December 16, 2022

Why homing style

Sloppily Kissing or making out with someone and taking their dirty underwear and socks to shove up your nostrils

bbg Brianna come over rn so we can fuck why homing style

by Briannasbigdick December 17, 2022

i'll be home for quismois

A mispronunciation of Camila Cabello when she was singing the song "I'll Be Home For Christmas."

Instruments... Camila: I'll be home for quismois.

by Zon’t Zo It December 25, 2022

home hangover

When you’ve been in your hometown or staying with your parents for too long, usually during the holidays, and are the point where you resent or are sick of your family and just want to get back to your own apartment. People can have different tolerance levels before they get a home hangover - for someone it might be a week, or it might be eight hours.

I should have cut my visit home over Christmas by two days, I’ve got the worst home hangover now.

by arboreal_pseudonym January 11, 2023