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hops seltzer

A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.

Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."

Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
by John Narckins November 22, 2023
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hop along

person:”i like hop along!”
person2:”oh so you’re trans?”
by catboysementester69 November 15, 2020
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hop on slappyball

The act of having sex with 5 big oily men
Usually practiced by men who are addicted to gaming.
John : Yo, wanna hop on Slappyball?
John 2 : Sure my fwb
by joebidenXIJr June 4, 2024
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Let’s hop on thick legends

A term that means you and someone else watch porno videos involving thicc thighs or thicc boobs it doesn’t matter
Jimmy: yo bro let’s hop on thick legends
Nicholas: Yeah bro just make sure your mom isn’t home
by Yourmommyfattest November 11, 2021
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Hopped the fence

Old fashioned way of saying some has cheated on their spouse/partner.
Person 1: I hear Susie hopped the fence on Jake.

Person 2: Well that explains why the baby looks nothing like him.
by Summer Birdsong September 3, 2021
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Hop on VHS

A type of sexual roleplay usually involves a party of 2-5 people, where one of them dresses up as a Halloween character and chases them around the house (or other areas), which usually resolves in both parties being turned on.
"Hey wanna hop on VHS?"
"Sure, but I wanna be the killer"
"Aw, c'mon you were killer last time."
by CharlestonShoee May 25, 2022
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Witch hop

Hip hop subgenre featuring strong occult references and aesthetics
Dusty: "This Ic3peak record is like witch house but with rap!?"
Theia:" It's witch hop babe."
by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020
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