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Gamer Taboos

Gamer Taboos are the backbone of the average gamer's life. If but one of these are broken, the gamer will never live up to his previous peak again. The Gamer Taboos are as follows:
1. Gamers may not speak to women
2. Gamers must avoid basic hygiene at all costs
3. Gamers may not traverse within 50 ft (~15 meters) of grass, unless financially necessary (Family related instances are not allowed, unless you are Vin Diesel in the flesh.)
4. Gamers must go to sleep at a time past midnight
5. Don't use Reddit (Use of Reddit for valuable information is allowed.)
Gamer 1 - "Ayo, brb. I'm finna take a shower."
Gamer 2 - "Nah bro, don't do it; that's one of the Gamer Taboos."
Person 1 (Formerly Gamer 1) - "Hell naw, that's gross as hell." *leaves*
Gamer 2 - "smh my head."
by Fillapulated July 21, 2021
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mad gamer hysteria

when you go crazy after playing competitive games for an extended period of time
help bruvvvvvvvvvvv i cantt take it anymore no more league plzzzzz bruv
lets play one more bruvv

bruv we are suffering from mad gamer hysteria
by pooooooooopybuttlemonke July 28, 2021
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Gamer syndrome

“Ow, I think my gamer syndrome is acting up
“What’s ‘gamer syndrome’?”
Carpal tunnel syndrome
by Wildingmango24 August 14, 2021
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gamer

Verb: Destroy something/someone in an over-the-top or funny way. Can also be used as an exclamation.
With the RE5 Stun Rod, anything within melee range is instantly G A M E R E D.

*kills a sniper with a Holy Mackerel critical hit* "Gamered."
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Gamer

A gamer is a person that plays video game/video games and sometimes stays inside all day. Sometimes gamers don't shower but, some do. A lot of gamer record their gameplay on social media like YouTube.
by ZacktheHuman August 21, 2021
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gamer time

by gamer time. August 26, 2021
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Gamer Piss

When you’re playing a video game and really need to pee so you run to the bathroom and squeeze out the pee as fast as possible between matches.
Dude, I really gotta pee but we’re about to start the match.
Just take a gamer piss
by ItsNotGayIfYouSayNoHomo August 29, 2021
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