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true fruits

a german smoothie company that sells overpriced smoothie. Only rich people drink it because that shit is fcking expensive.
A: jo did you drink true fruits?

B: bro im poor
by xFlorian27x March 22, 2023
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colorado fruit smoothie

Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.
Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!
by Spurgeman November 25, 2016
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Fruit gooch

Tis the part of the fruit that rests against the ground while the fruit is growing. Also referred to as the fruit butt
Mike rolled the watermelon to inspect the fruit gooch. He then smelled the fruit Gooch and he found that it was fine.
by Madam Battle January 28, 2023
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Moon fruit

When a man engages in the act of mooning and his testicles are observed hanging below his cheeks.
My eyes are burning! He mooned me and I saw his moon fruit!
by Guy Rock May 1, 2022
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Brazilian fruit basket

A Brazilian fruit basket is when a Brazilian guy tucks his dick and balls in between his legs and bends over and takes a dick in the ass. After giver guy spews his load he proceeds slap his dick on the guys asshole and then licks the takers asshole until he cum farts in his mouth.
That metro sexual looking dude looks like he loves to receive Brazilian Fruit Baskets from many men.
by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 21, 2024
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Fruit Cake

A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.

It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.
Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!

Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?
by Quicksand Boy January 10, 2018
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Eat a fruit roll up off it

The act of when a person(make or female) eats a fruit roll up off another male's dick, usually offered upon someone when needed
"Bro please let me cheat off your test I will eat a fruit roll up off it"
by anonymous July 31, 2024
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