friends with benefits

Two very good friends that share in sexual acts with eachother with no emotional connection or boyfriend-girlfriend label. Just engaging in the act of sex for fun.

"We fucked, but we didn't date. It was just a friends with benefits type thing, don't worry about it."

by Eric May 13, 2005

Bad Friend

A person that ditches you for brunch

My bad friend ditched me for brunch.

by bad Friend May 31, 2015

Disguise Friend

A person you dislike but pretend to be friends with so all your actual friends will still like you.

"Jane is just my disguise friend so Susan will still like me. I wish Susan would just realize that Jane's a total cunt"

by Ryan_Mcsexypants October 1, 2015

Flintstone Friend

A person you are friends with in real life, but are not friends with on Facebook.

I don't want them to see my profile, that's why they're a Flintstone Friend.

by rheniumoxide February 9, 2015

friend fisher

people who go onto popular chatrooms and send thier myspace link over and over and over again

Paramore chatroom

alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me


Mike: gahhhh darn friend fishers!!!! enufff!!!!

jon: yea thats the only way they friend fishers get friends.

by mike l vick October 22, 2008

Remora friend

The ugly friend that every hot girl has that clings onto them like a remora to a shark. The remora friend always follows the hot friend trying to pick up the scraps she leaves behind. The hotter the girl, the more likely she is to pick up remoras

Look at all of your hot girl friends, find the ugly one, that's the remora friend

by TheDarkness922 June 23, 2011

Friend player

Someone who acts and makes you think they are your friend and someone you can trust forever, but then one day they switch up on you for no reason...basically it’s like getting player but by your friend instead of your lover.

He’s a friend player don’t fw him...he a fake ass mf

by jjhasbollas August 17, 2019