Check My French

- the opposite of "Pardon my French"

- a part of a song called French! by Tyler, The Creator

1.
A: fuck you bitch ass nigga
B: what did you say?
A: Check My French!

2.

"You little niggas better check my French (My French)
Ugh, you getting money? Better check my French (My French)
Uh, what time is it, huh? check my French (My French)
If you got my shit, you better check my French (Motherfucker!)
I'm making moves, sh— check my French (My French)
I speak English, but check my French (My French)"

by AceForgor October 8, 2023

French bow tie

A foot job involving a scale model of the Eiffel tower in the ass and croissant in the mouth.

My girlfriend gave me a French bow tie last week and I‘ve been wearing a beret ever since.

by MiguelaTron September 4, 2019

french train schedule

A French train schedule is often marked delayed, or in French, retard. Someone who is a French train schedule, then, is a retard.

"The new guy is such a French train schedule. How'd he get in?"
"Nepotism."

by Instr August 18, 2017

French Chicken Alfredo

A food

French Chicken Alfredo

by anonymous May 10, 2022

Real French crime

After consuming an excessive amount of cannabis, wine, and cigarettes with a woman until she’s almost blacked out, you violate her with brutal anal sex and manage to make her believe the next day that it was consensual.

Jimmy: "Yo, mate, how did you do her last night, then?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"

by aliberry August 15, 2023

frosty french horn

to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone

Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"

by My names Dave and I'm stuntman March 13, 2015

Alaskan french kiss

Where one person shits into another person's ass or mouth.

"I'm gonna tie you to the Radiator and Alaskan French kiss you in mouth"

Verb

by A.frenchkisser April 2, 2022