fat jeans

The jeans your fat former self used to wear before you discovered the Ab Lounge.

I went to the thrift store to buy a pair of jeans, but all they had were fat jeans.

by GetYourHandsOutofMyPants April 1, 2005

Relaltionship Fat

Weight that is gained while feeling comfortable in a long term relationship.

John lost 20lbs of his Relaltionship Fat after breaking up with Darla.

by Rhythm Junkie January 14, 2010

fat compacters

another word for leggings or hail damage

That girl is chubby and always wears fat compacters, because jeans don't fit.

by LMAO Can December 22, 2009

Gap Fat

the lbs and lbs of fat gained by general laziness combined with ready meals, takeaways and/or boarding school/workplace food consumed on your gap year.

It's just gap fat.

by gapfattie May 1, 2011

fat down

The word used by airport security agents to describe the unpleasant experience of having to body search extremely obese passengers.

Man, I had so many fat downs today, its a wonder my hands didn't get lost in all that flab

by Wordielicious November 30, 2010

fat rascals

A pair of excellent ladybreasts, effulgent in their luminosity, heavy hanging like a well laden pair of delightful filthy melons.

Cor man, have you seen the fat rascals on her? I'd get an STW off her in a second

by Ikeboxban June 1, 2011

abs of fat

n.
1. Fat whose owner thinks of as a six pack.

Joe thinks he has abs, but they're really abs of fat

by Max & Meir September 16, 2008