Whore's ear

When a man nuts in a woman's ear and the fluid gets stuck in the ear for 2-4 weeks

Dude I totally just gave Samantha whore's ear, she can't hear shit!

by lol bruh June 20, 2017

ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eye

ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eye

“Hey dude did you see that tiktok sound I sent you”
“Do you mean the one that goes ANK OU OR OU APPIEST EAR OF MY EYE?”

by tinynoseisbetterthanyou February 9, 2022

Swimmer’s Ear

The most painful outside ear infection that makes your jaw hurt and put drops in your ear

Swimmer: I got Swimmer’s Ear
Friend: is that good?

Swimmer: No it hurts WAY too bad!

by -The Girls September 26, 2021

Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on

Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls

by Christophlak March 30, 2024

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.

Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.

Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears

by Christophlak June 18, 2024

At first ear

it's like when you hear something for the first time.

At first ear, it sounds way cooler than my old fridge.

by kylerockwit June 6, 2024

ear slammer

A catchy song. As referenced on the Longmont Potion castle track "Molecular Lionel"

Have you heard the new single by Molecular Lionel? It's a real ear slammer.

by Grover Loaf March 4, 2017