network date

a date based entirely off of information about you given on your social networking profile. usually a technique used by creeps to get into a girls pants.
girl #1: hey, how did your date go last night?

girl #2: oh, it was alright, except all we did were things i said i liked to do in my "about me.." & the only music we listened to in his car were bands i listed in my music section, also strangely, he told me all his favorite movies as if he were listing them off my movies section..

girl #1: oh, so basically it was a network date..

girl #2: yeah, i don't think i'm going out with him again.
by nospaceshipsgo September 03, 2009
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Definition Dating

When a young naive person falls into lust, they quickly head over to Urban Dictionary to write the equivalent of a love letter. Writing a pointless and inaccurate assessment of the name of the particular wench they are infatuated with, in the hormoment.
Steve: "Did you hear Ron blathering over Skylar? He showed me what he wrote about her on Urban...
He was all like: " she's the most beautiful girl in the world..." and " she is a free spirit.."

Aaron: "Wow, definition dating... what a douche."
by Phantom649 June 03, 2019
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dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.
Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.
by sick66 December 03, 2010
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Halal dating

Halal dating isn’t really a thing because it leads into other sexual behavior which is not halal, it’s called zina and the prophet Muhammad warmed us not to get near to it before marriage, so yes and no at the same time
Person 1: can I date ur daughter the halal way by halal dating
Sheikh: I don’t know if I can trust you

Person 1: I won’t commit zina

Sheikh: halal dating almost always leads zina:)
by Huhwhadhabben September 20, 2020
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Soppy date

An endearing term for someone who is overly sentimental, or overly (but sweetly) emotional. A British slang term that is quintessential to British people taking the piss out of each other.
"You brought flowers to pick me up from the airport?! You soppy date." (He earned major brownie points)
"He loves this movie because it reminds him of when he met Mum. Soppy date." (More derogatory, but still endearing)
by PeculiarRabbit February 27, 2025
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lay a date

I need to lay a date.
by larry lepper head January 20, 2009
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