i fucked ur dad

the insult of all insults to make any grown man cry
this insult is so severe that it has been known to give people panic attacks and put people in comas, and in some cases even death
todd: how was your day
larry: i fucked ur dad
todd: {instant coma}
by lanky nonse 68 September 24, 2021
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dead beat step dad

A man who got with a woman who had children to a previous relationship. The previous father is usually a dead beat or absent. He gets the kids to love him and call him dad. Then leaves their mother and decides the kids aren't his problem anymore.
"wow he is a real dead beat step dad, married her, got the kids to love him, he then left and now won't see the kids at all"
by Kindlyfoff April 18, 2020
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i did your dad

That way to say that you fucked someones dad
Girl1: i did your dad last night

Girl2: WHAT??!!!
by Yuri-Madly March 10, 2023
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Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s Dad

Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s Dad Aka Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s Father is a very famous figure in Pakistan, especially in Lahore. His name is Hamza Asad and he impregnated Ahmed’s Mother by rapping her when she was 9.
Oh no Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s Dad is coming!!!
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my dads condom broke

Some time years ago.....

Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?
by BabbleBoy February 04, 2023
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West Virginia Step Dad

When you cum in a girls mouth and she makes out with someone within 20 minutes of said cumming.
I totally did a West Virginia Step Dad to my roommate.
by niggerjim28 May 29, 2013
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Ur dad’s wife is a dyke

Worse insult of all time when said the earth and everyone on it explodes.
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur sister a mister
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Well, your family tree lgbt
2. Fuck you! Your family reunion is a homosexual communion
1. Do make me do it
2. Do it Pussy
1. YOUR DAD’S WIFE IS A DYKE

2 and Everything else explodes
by JacksonFucksYourMom March 31, 2018
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