Not to be confused with "dude-bra." The BRO Dudes are a type of BRO that is typically made up of some sort of video/computer game addiction + a love for shitty METAL + a strong
like for underaged sluts + big mouths used for talking tons of shit for the most ridiculous reasons (& used to give bro jobs) + an insercurity issue + bromosexual tendencies. See bro jobdefiniton2.
A Bro Dude
will never be spotted in public without another Bro Dude. They need
one another in order to feel TOTALLY
AWESOME! When spotted at bars, parties, or any other drunken social event - it is pretty much a guarantee that they
will start shit with numerous people - TALKTALKTALK SHIT - & NEVER finish what they start. Instead they
run home with their
penis tucked between their legs to play WOW..where they can once again feel superior through a fictional game character. Bro Dudes believe anything metal is cool (as mentioned above). This includes ravens, snakes, skulls, blackest of the
black, & big &/or long hairs blowing in the wind.
(Box2 & SLammy are two BRO Dudes at a party.)
Box2: "BRO, look at those sluts - lets go run a train on them."
Slammy: "Sweeeeet, BRO!"
(as they walk over to the sluts, they were intercepted & some other guys
beat them to the sluts..)
Slammy: (goes into muscle bro-mode with chest puffed out & gets within 1 inch of Box2's ear..) "BROOOO, is it cool?! IS IT COOL?!?!"
Box2: "NO, BROOO!"
(the 2 BRO Dudes then commence
the shit talking & leg pissing to
mark their territory.)
