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Clam powder

When slim does a clam powder off of and all around Jenny from the blocks va-jay and proceeds to smell the energy.
by Old lady24 July 28, 2022
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clam bubble

Clam bubble is when you queef and it blows a cum bubble
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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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Clam Slam

The male alternative to the female version of getting "Dicked Down"
Bro, I got clam slammed so hard by that cute cosplayer at TwitchCon 2022
by fluffiezombie April 28, 2022
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Clam Yard

A group of attractive females all sunbathing together
Once you get out of the pool take a look oat that CLAM YARD in the second row of lounge chairs
by Brandonium32 May 10, 2022
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Clam Yard

A group of attractive females all sunbathing together

Alternative.
Rotten Clam Yard meaning a group of ratchet hoes

Medical term used by young professionals to describe the great chlamydia outbreak on the Jersey shore during the summer of 2012
Once you get out of the pool take a look oat that CLAM YARD in the second row of lounge chairs
by Brandonium32 May 10, 2022
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