The legal runner snarky-chopped the law firm receptionist with his quick wit of things that are cool.
by snarkymarky July 20, 2009
When a man puts his penis in a poppy butthole or a bloody vagina, removes it, and then proceeds to whack the other person with his blood-covered or poop-covered penis, usually on the butt cheeks or the clitoris.
He was really in the mood last night, and when I told him I was on my period he said “perfect, let me give you a rustic chop”
by Samples2138 November 15, 2023
by leny&morph February 19, 2010
The slicing and dicing from a overly protective/possessive girlfriend, fiance, or wife when you mess with her man. Look at him wrong and this cute kitten turns into a vicious hyena. If you want to keep your face intact I suggest looking the other direction, or else you'll be feeling the wrath of freshly done nails from the paws of a wild Jazzy.
She was looking at my man too hard so I Cheeto-Chopped that hoe.
"Did you see that girls face!? She must have got Cheeto-Chopped!"
I'm a professional at the Cheeto-Chop
"Did you see that girls face!? She must have got Cheeto-Chopped!"
I'm a professional at the Cheeto-Chop
by KJ4Ever July 12, 2020
by Rip Action Bronson February 27, 2016
You're doing the lady in the ass and right when you're about to cum, you take out some hedge clippers a chop off your penis then watch her poop it out with all the poopy blood cum.
by Fullblore November 20, 2021
by A.Fizzle December 22, 2013