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Yard Child

The son or daughter of a deadbeat dad, mainly used for Father's who are in the same town not hiding but still will go at any cost of ignoring there yard children as if they were the pleage.
_I'm sorry your honor but that kid is not mine

_the file clearly says it's your biological son

_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him

_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel
by Toroz May 29, 2018
mugGet the Yard Childmug.

a child

i have a friend called adam he is a child
by blitzocrowley June 8, 2022
mugGet the a childmug.

child bags

hey ma'am. want to step on my child bags?
by JewGaming April 1, 2021
mugGet the child bagsmug.

Childe

A grownup acting like a literal child; childish, immature, and sensitive
“Wow they’re acting like a literal Childe!”
Don’t act like a Childe! That would be terrible!”
by Scaramona November 30, 2022
mugGet the Childemug.

Aftermarket Child

A child where you are not the original owner but has a brought a higher quality of life to you like any aftermarket part to an item.
Hey Stu who’s that? “Oh that’s just my aftermarket child
by thickness286 August 16, 2025
mugGet the Aftermarket Childmug.

Child

by Alastairlol April 11, 2021
mugGet the Childmug.

man child boi

Man child boi is similar to the common phrase man child but is more insulting to the person receiving it because of the "boi" at the end
Stop being a man child boi and get out of the dishwasher
by Aries'owner June 4, 2017
mugGet the man child boimug.

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