The act of a women checking your dick for its size. If under 6 inches you have failed the check. If your gay and your under 6 inches then you're obviously the catcher in the relationship.
Dude, she performed The Dick Check on me last and past with flying colors...then again she was asian and tight.
by Stukdwnbassist July 01, 2011
by Mr traumatic April 13, 2016
by popies chicekn September 11, 2023
An online community, primarily unemployed men under 30, who spend $8 to complain about how others spend $8.
by Melon Sunk April 22, 2023
by Sheeeeme November 09, 2021
The mandatory determination and disclosure of your penile engorgement percentage. A important question posed by a friend in a group when they are curious of the state of each of their bros penises.
Friend 1: “Ayo chub check!”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”
by Euri_Tahdid July 18, 2023
When a person tests another persons knowledge whether it’s general or common sense. Checking to see if the person is dumb, when a person fails to make the cut for having general knowledge, or common sense, or even thinking that they know everything but you can prove that they don’t then they pass the dumb check.
Bruh this person just passed a dumb check cause he asked me organize some stuff for him, which I did, and instead of checking to see for himself he just said that I didn’t do shit and called me annoying.
Congratulations you have successfully passed a dumb check dumbass
Congratulations you have successfully passed a dumb check dumbass
by Just words that go together October 11, 2019