I'm Chinese

1: Declaring Chinese ethnic origin
2: Pizzapotamus' Iconic Catchphrase

1: "Johnathan said 'I'm Chinese' when asked what his ethnicity was."
2: "I'm Chinese!"

by lasagna snake February 23, 2024

You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

Get away from me your chinese

讓你的黑鬼斜眼胡言亂語回到中國你這個中國佬

당신의 깜둥이 비스듬한 눈의 횡설수설을 중국으로 돌려보내세요

あなたの黒人のつり目のちんちんトークを中国に返してください、このチンク

đưa thằng nói láo mắt xếch mọi đen của mày về lại Trung Quốc đi đồ chinks

Get away from me your chinese

by Walnut91 June 1, 2023

Hi Syafinaz Binte Zainal is a malay chinese girl.

Hi Syafinaz Binte Zainal is a malay chinese girl.

Hi Syafinaz Binte Zainal is a malay chinese girl.

by Mmm223 November 19, 2024

Let the rock tell you in chinese

The rock will tell you in chinese, in fact john cena will too but i think the rock says it better

the rock - "LET THE ROCK TELL YOU IN CHINESE"
commentators - "CHINESE??"
the rock - "CHING CHONG BING BONG HIT STOE COL AIYYY"

by John durant December 25, 2023

the beard of the ancient Chinese sage

When someone is giving you head, and just before ejaculating you push it all the way down their throat causing a cough at the moment of ejaculation that makes the semen fly from their mouth to their chin like the beard of an ancient Chinese sage.

The other day I ejaculated down my girlfriend's throat and the result was that she looked like she had the beard of the ancient Chinese sage

Lately I've been feeling more sexually active and have a more open mind; I think I want to try a Ancient chinese sage's beard.

by Cambumbo March 24, 2026

With the freeze come the angry Chinese

Comical, though unintentionally derogatory, phrase used in northern Minnesota during the cold season, especially towards Asian-American women.

After a squabble with a woman in the grocery store, the man exclaimed under his breath, “with the freeze come the angry Chinese!”

by Julian_kissme November 17, 2025