Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert

Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.

by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010

canada's history

Recently the comedian known as stephen colbert was in vancouver checking out the olympics when he was eaten by the mighty canadian grizzly bear!

"The future of canada's history looks alot brighter than that broke ass neighbor to the south!"

by egokills February 17, 2010

canada's history

a very kinky and skill full sex act

The first scene of the porno envolved canada's history

by lovableditz February 19, 2010

Canada's History

Before this sex act begins, the man spends an hour cementing maple syrup onto his penis to add bulk. The woman assumes a headstand and begins performing fellatio on the man while he shoves a moose antler up the woman's vagina as far as he can. The woman then gets on her knees as the man uses an antique rifle from the war of 1812 to fire a rubber rod up the woman's anus. The man then shoves various Canadian currency up the woman's vagina and fills her mouth with moose droppings while several other men masturbate into a Stanley Cup. After they ejaculate, the semen is used to draw a Canadian Flag onto the woman's back.

Jill: Hey Ashley guess what.
Ashley: What?
Jill: I got Canada's History-ed last night. Those Canadians sure do know how to make my vagina sticky and my anus sore.

by Dj Twinfrenzy March 3, 2010

Canbangin'

The act of raming your car into other's trash cans causing them to knock over sometimes into others lawns if done correctly going at least 30 Mph in a residential area.

Pastasalad:"Yo did you see Suzy got canbanged the other night?"
Javier:"Damn again? Fifth time in a week!"
Pastasalad:" Yeah brah, her trash can got it hard..mad canbangin'"

by santaclausballz March 11, 2011

cahaba river rats

Refering to the group of kids from Hoover,Alabama who anually take a glorious ride down the beautiful Cahaba river with cigs, beer and vodka in hand. it consists of 2 champs AKA wrestlers..2 soccer pussys and one shitty baseball player. Every year the group grows which usually ruins the sanctity of the whole trip but its fine..the cahaba river rats will live on forever.

person 1: Did you see those fresh looking kids floating down the Cahaba this morning?

person 2: probley those old Cahaba river rats

Person 3: yeah, you can hear them at all hours of the night screaming "Cahaba!!!" "what?!?!" "Cahaba Riverrrr!!!"

by lucas1399 April 24, 2011

caniba

One who makes Einstein looks like he rides the short bus.

caniba is smarter than you.

by iamintellegentgenius June 6, 2011