cum armour

the armour made from having to much fun last night

+ 69 light armour

(muffled video game chat)

MOM: starts screaming
Person 1: did MOM find the cum armour
person 2:yep there goes my light armour to fuck the bully

by frozen cum September 22, 2021

Cum Bait

Tricking a girl into thinking your gonna bust.

"Ohhh, Ohhh, I think im gonna cum" Says jimmy.

"PULL OUT!" says samantha

"HA HA, JUST KIDDING, YOU JUST GOT CUM BAITED" says jimmy

by ChrissyDog July 27, 2021

Cum Couch

A couch or sofa soiled by numerous ejaculations.

Hold up, don't sit on that cum couch unless you want to get pregnant.

by Crazy Breezy July 27, 2021

Cum Snorting

When you are about to ejaculate inside the girlfriend but instead pull out and ejaculate into your hand then proceed to snort the cum.

Yo you see my boy Havard he's so strong and full of vigor because of all the cum snorting he does.

by McCheeseSauce June 18, 2023

Calculator Cum

When you find your calculator so hot that you cum all over it and the semen seeps into the buttons of your calculator making it hard to press the buttons

Friend: Why is your calculator buttons not working
Me: Its the case of Calculator Cum

by HentaiEnthusiast March 6, 2023

Boba cum

When you cum and it’s chunky asl

Ewww man you got boba cum??? Yuck!!

by Weasley3321615 May 5, 2023

cum keyboard

A keyboard which has been cum apon so much that it has formed an extra layer over the actual keyboard and has a hard inside layer amd a wet & sticky outside layer. Usually some keys get stuck together and the whole thing is sticky to where it is unusable.

Gamer boi: "I went to play fortnite last night but my keyboard was so sticky that my hands kept getting wet and they stuck to the keys."
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"

by Whispering_sweet_nothings November 13, 2018