Kiss your crush day

Give your crush a smooch on the cheek

London: Hey Jayden *kisses*
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(

by Simpinghuman October 17, 2020

Fuck crush

Someone who you have a crush on, only sexually.

Tim: yo u got a crush on that chick she a hella cute
Brad: sorta she bad af id hit it then quit it she sorta like a fuck crush

by Dylan_slimshady September 14, 2017

orange crush

When a group of men are sitting around together, they get bored, sit on the floor with their legs apart while clothed and throw an orange at each other's dicks.

Dude, I played this new game, orange crush, with some buddies last night and my dick and nuts got hit hard!

by emerald_gremlin September 20, 2017

Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.

Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty

by Nman1103 September 27, 2017

crushed monkey

Corned Beef

Ooohhh, what a lovely crushed monkey sandwich

by NickyNickNyNockyNooN33 April 19, 2017

crush my chips

When someone either break,destroys your belongings or makes you upset.

Man!!! Why did you have to crush my chips?

by Sirdictionarysalots May 16, 2017

Hollywood crush

A superficial crush on someone you barely know; a stranger crush.

I've never even talked him, and I don't know anything about him, but he's gorgeous. I have such a Hollywood crush on him!

by TheAvalon July 4, 2017