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Brandon

A guy with a massive cock that’ll make your insides hurt but I’m the best way.
Friend 1: Howd that date go last night?
Friend 2: he’s a total Brandon. I can barely walk today.
by Jdedsfj September 17, 2023
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Brandon

A nice and usually timid guy that is very independent and has a large penis
"That Brandon guy is something!"
by Jacobsons October 19, 2018
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Brandon Bowford

Is a black ass bitch with a long ass dick (its suckable and rideable) Im his wife so back up bitches :) he's fine asf His ass is so fat :D.
Brandon Bowford has a fat ass and his hole deserves to be penetrated
by batmans dad🍥 March 5, 2024
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Brandon Foote

Brandon is a very big foot
by ianboomer October 18, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a hoe. He think he is better than everyone even his friends. He think he can get everyone girl with two walking legs. He’s good a sports, but that’s the only thing. He’s known to break girls hearts, but it’s fine cause they are fucking over him too.😏
by Ultimatebeast1738247 June 12, 2019
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Brandon

Everybody mirin at Brandon
by Brandeezybrah November 22, 2021
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brandon

Oh who ist that?
It's brandon, the smelly Guy.
by WganahJnaanksam November 22, 2021
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