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Brandon is a femboy
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BRANDON IS A BITCH LIKE BRO IS A BUCK TEETH BIGBACK DWARF MENACE
Brandon's a bitch and a womanizer (male slut) please don't talk to fucking BRANDON of all ppl🥲
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A huge “people of walmart”person , a female or male who is uncomfortably BIG
“damn boy look at that brandon”
“lizzo is a brandon”
by Anti-Brandon February 4, 2020
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An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.
Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)
by JustB November 17, 2020
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Brandon Han

Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.
Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?

No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily

Oh is that why he gets no bitches?

No, that's because of his micropenis
by littlechineseboy123 February 5, 2024
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Has a stupid laugh weird as hell but can be nice he’s alright but always annoying and bad at sports
Hey I know Brandon

Who is he
Some twat with a weird laugh
by Julius Kindle June 2, 2020
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