Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)
by Fhsjanfbhdiekansgdgh May 10, 2023
Get the Abuse Brandon Daymug. He is a very random boi, he often laughs like a maniac and likes to type in caps all the type and annoying the shit out of his bestfriend/ friends. He also likes to make fun of people’s crushes
Person 1: yo did you see Brandon at the party last night
Person 2: yeah he was just screaming at everyone and laughing like a maniac..
Person 2: yeah he was just screaming at everyone and laughing like a maniac..
by Eevee164 August 28, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. Verb.
To do unspeakable things to a close relative’s anal cavity. Later uses have been known to be a dog whistle the desire to procreate with a blood relative, often paired with the goal of bringing about a confederacy of dunces. Luckily these “dunces” are generally not aware that anal is not the best method of conception.
Also spelled as “Branden” by those less literate.
To do unspeakable things to a close relative’s anal cavity. Later uses have been known to be a dog whistle the desire to procreate with a blood relative, often paired with the goal of bringing about a confederacy of dunces. Luckily these “dunces” are generally not aware that anal is not the best method of conception.
Also spelled as “Branden” by those less literate.
by Dick Shaun Harry November 12, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. Noun
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.
“Woah is that Brandon Reed?”
“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem
“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem
by Johny willikers May 12, 2023
Get the Brandon Reedmug. by raisond'etre October 27, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a outgoing person who plays a lot of Fortnite most of his days but blames lag and friends for his own death and mishap. Very goofball like. Brandon is also a pro-queer LGBQT advocate. He also looks a like a oompa loompa on a bad day. Watches a lot of anime and drinks really fruity adult beverages.
“Sending is ascending”
“Sending is ascending”
by Oswald Jeffries September 17, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!
Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"
Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."
Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"
Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."
Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."
by MJdocumentary October 2, 2020
Get the Brandonmug.