Turkey Blasted

A sexual act involving a Turkey, a bumhole and a strong gag reflex.

Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!

Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!

by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020

ka-bashed

katy + bashed

to damage or break an idea or project by striking it violently, a decisive defeat by katy

The hero's ideas, in particular, are repeatedly ka-bashed around like some Tom & Jerry style character.

by b0ck2futur3 September 10, 2020

Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.

"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.

by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020

Trumpet Blasted

When you get rickrolled with the FOX NFL theme song. Similar to rickrolling and stickbugged.

I thought the video was about a cure to cancer, but I just got Trumpet Blasted.

by TheSerperiorMaster October 9, 2020

Browser-Based Cloud

An inconceivable term that should not exist. It means software that is installed across a network of internet browsers. Not secure, not safe, not feasible, not real. The type of term a salesperson would come up with without speaking to a member of marketing first.

My software is a browser-based cloud, the only thing more secure is a chimpanzee holding a banana.

by Sporky Donkey October 16, 2020

Bean-Busted

When you fracture your clavicle because a can of beans was thrown at you full force directly onto your clavicle.

Get bean busted, you stinky idiot! Haha, look at him, he just got bean-busted!

by The big bean March 7, 2021

Results-Based Investment

Abbreviated: R.B.I.; An approach to investing where an individual offers to invest, or donate, money, resources, and or provide information to a business or organization, but before the organization can get anything from the investor, they are given some objectives by the potential investor who expects them to make significant progress towards completing them and or complete some of them by a certain point in time before they are willing to invest or donate in their organization or business

Results-Based Investment can be a very useful tool for various individuals and or organizations working to promote social change in society, because it allows them to pressure certain businesses and organizations into taking certain stances on specific social issues and or change policies that are harmful and or unreasonably discriminatory against certain populations.

by Vanguard 1998 March 8, 2021