by J🅰️Y November 6, 2019
Get the Brandon olivosmug. The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"
by AsianFetus January 26, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. To forcefully insert ones head into their own anus for the purpose of ingesting ones own fecal matter.
by hassle hospital November 7, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. by Julius Kindle June 2, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
by BeRandom April 23, 2024
Get the Brandonmug. Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick
by Harambe42069 October 9, 2017
Get the brandon elimug. I'm Abigail. I had a crush on a boy named Brandon and I truly miss him. I left middle school because we moved and I never got in touch with him.
by brokenbecauseImissyou2006 December 20, 2021
Get the Brandonmug.