ocean boner 

A submarine

Once the Ocean Boner pulled into port, all the Seamen rushed out on leave.

ocean boner by Crashjunkie July 28, 2017

intellectual boner

when you learn something new and it thrills you so much you get a boner in your brain

yesterday in linguistics we talked about diglossia so much i got an intellectual boner.

intellectual boner by crambup October 15, 2017

tinder boner 

The mini chub we all get while swiping the sexual depths of Tinder.

I can't swipe at the bar anymore because of my tinder boner

tinder boner by MomoneyMisa January 9, 2018

bear boner 

A fat ass cock

That guy had a bear boner

bear boner by RetroGaming January 11, 2018

Moto-boner 

When the motivation gives you a massive erection. Both men and women can have moto-boners.

As Sergeant Brown mowed down some Haji faget fucks with his .50 caliber machine gun he began to grow a moto-boner. He then proceeded to spit the juices from his chewing tobacco onto his hand and slowly move his hand down his pants.

Moto-boner by Fuk_ISIS February 24, 2018

total boner killer 

A woman who is physically attractive, but totally kills your boner (attraction) due to her negative attitude and lack of intelligence

Hey François that girl I went on a date with last night was a TBK (Total Boner Killer) bro. She was gorgeous until she talked about how much she hated her job."

total boner killer by Eduardo Amoureux June 21, 2019

Chad boner 

A boner in relation to a chad or from a chad

Tom brady kissing other men gives me a real chad boner

Chad boner by Crazyjack1boss January 2, 2020