August 20

The day that the sexiest, hottest girl was born. The day that this happened all nuclear wars had ceased for this persons birth, and Donald Trump gave a speech on why this day was so important

Shawn: Yo lachlan, its august 20th!
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp

by johnnydidntsin July 12, 2022

my bf august

he has the biggest dick in america.when this man fucks peope it takes 9 hours fr them to be able to walk again.i love this man sos soso much and i will never let him go

"yo did you see my bf august.he def pulls bitches"

by its luci July 19, 2022

No Aristocrat August

Where russian aristocrats lose their rank for a month.

"Hello, Russian Aristocracy."
"No, i'm participating in No Aristocrat August."

by funxpy July 19, 2022

August 15

Ask your crush out for the new school year

Person 1: Should I ask Robert out today?
Person 2: Yes! It’s August 15 after all!

by DickandBallsinmybigfatvagina July 26, 2022

August Hutfles

The best Radiology student there ever was.

Did you see August Hutfles lift that huge patient with only his pinky finger?! Man i'll miss that guy!

by rayhay33 July 26, 2022

August Hutfles

The GREATEST Radiology Student there ever was.

Did you see August Hutfles lift that patient with only is fifth digit?! That man is going places.

by rayhay33 July 26, 2022

August 3rd

Random give your boyfriend his favorite keyboard day

Girl: It's August 3rd you should get your boyfriend the Razor huntsman mini
another girl: fine!

by titty~ July 26, 2022