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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
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Bacon

The worlds greatest creation
Maybe even God's. 🐷
Only bacon can help us now!
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bacon

if you have just looked up bacon, shame on you.
bacon is the best man
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Bacon RPG

A roblox game where people oil up eachother most of time. Also you apparently kill bacons but never seen them past uni 5.
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Bacon handjob

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."
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(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary to said point of view.

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2014
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porky bacon

"Did you hear Jeff won $100 on a lotto?"

"Yea man lucky pick, he bought the porky bacon."
by THEnoB May 15, 2014
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