The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer
by hahathisisafunnyname69 August 13, 2024
" My sister helped me take a nude to send to my boyfriend later. "
" So you got that Alabama Assistance from your sister ? "
" So you got that Alabama Assistance from your sister ? "
by Lessee~Chan April 10, 2020
When you're having sex with your sibling, cousin, or relative, and you pull out to cum on their back.
by God's Erection November 02, 2021
by tripod0502 January 11, 2024
*somewhere in Alabama*
Brother: I just got dumped. Better find me a rebound quick!
*sister walks in*
Brother: I think I found my Alabama rebound!
Brother: I just got dumped. Better find me a rebound quick!
*sister walks in*
Brother: I think I found my Alabama rebound!
by SugarNutzXXL June 26, 2021
A party event in which well dressed "Tea Party members" dip their tea bags into the multiple holes of a female member in the most elegant way possible. Essentially a fancy orgy.
by pxndr December 09, 2015
An Alabama mud snake, like it’s shorter, smaller cousin, the mud snake, is brown, usually, in color, It can also be mustard yellow, green, or red, and black, if it is ill… The Alabama mud snake, is the larger, and more aggressive version, of your typical mud snake. Usually spanning from 13, to 16 inches long, it can be as big around as a dollar bill, join the end to end, Though there have been incidents reported where an Alabama mud snake was found to be anywhere from 10, to 15 inches around. Reports on this, however, are dubious, at best, and are better ignored, then to be believed. Being of the Anguis genus, Latin name Sternus Anguis, It belongs to the same branch of month snakes as the German mud Python, the Taiwanese mud snake, the Japanese mud snake, and your garden variety mud snake. It is not, however, at all related to the mud viper, or mud rattler, as is commonly misconceived. Indications that you were dealing with an Alabama mud snake are, again, it being anywhere from 13 to 15 inches long, anywhere from eight, to 10 inches in diameter, as well as a ceiling it’s victim with a rather pungent odor or. Common methods of disposal are as follows; Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to flush the snake. It will put up a fight, and cause you and your loved ones on ending misery, for at least 15 to 30 minutes. Instead, kill it with a plunger handle, dismember it with said plunger, then safely dispose of it in single ply grocery bags, in your neighbors trashcan.
Thank God we managed to kill that Alabama mud snake, now let’s go ahead and follow the protocols and dump it in Cletus’s trashcan next door!
by Bandit 989 July 18, 2022