quart tarded

quarter of a retard

i’m not retarded i’m quart tarded

by C.Sherman February 5, 2023

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tard burglar

One who who steals the mentally disabled kidnapping them for personal and recreational use

Damn it the tard burglar struck again.

by BurglarMan February 8, 2023

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Tard Shoe

1. A velcro ladden shoe used for special needs.

2. An especially dumb American Leftist reeeeetard. Often devoid of reason, and self control. See 'Special Needs'

1. 'Wow!He put on the tard shoe like he doesn't even need it.'

2. 'Did that tard shoe really just do that? No surprise there.'

by DharmaCoyote March 29, 2025

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Tarded jerker

a tarded jerker is a retard that jerks it

Yo that tarded jerker just jerked all over me, what a retard

by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025

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That Tarded jerker unleashed his thick, steamy, white nectar to mlp so I kicked in his shit and left him a siezing jerker, his hand, forever grasping his cock, foaming at the mouth, as it turns purple

by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025

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