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Tard

A derisive term meant to describe a mentally retarded person or more accurately, a person who acts stupidly. The evolution of the word comes as the word gets shorter, the greater the insult it conveys. Thus:

Mentally Retarded Person < Retarded < Retard < Tard.
Girl One: Mike is wearing his hoodie backwards again.
Girl Two: He’s such a tard!
by morpheus30 August 15, 2023
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She-Tard

A woman who by all physical accounts looks to be normal but is VERY stupid. A female who makes stupid decisions constantly and the only reason she’s prob not dead is most likely men in her life have saved her repeatedly from consequences.
Dude, did you hear about Kim? She met a guy at a bar and left with him alone then got robbed. What? She’s lucky she’s not dead. She should know better, what a she-tard!
by Fo-Sho-Nuff November 12, 2025
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Tard senses

The retard version of spider sense when a train is around
by 67 god November 18, 2025
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Cuck Tard

An oftentimes blue or green haired liberal-communist-femme dude that lets his woman get dicked down by hundreds of other dudes while on camera — all while he guzzles down Adderall to try to argue with politically conservative people about how an innocent firefighter, father, and husband deserved to get put down like he did by another furry pedo sick fuck— just bc he was protecting his wife and daughters from the bullet they would of got// all bc they was st a trump rally. Ol dick in the booty ass punk boy.
Destiny is one of the most unimportant unimpressive cuck tards I’ve ever known
by JaeNikDoh November 18, 2025
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part-tarded

A term used to describe someone who is currently operating on about 3% brain battery and an unhealthy amount of confidence. A person acting part‑tarded isn’t fully clueless, but they’re definitely not firing on all cylinders either. It’s the state where someone attempts tasks they have no business attempting, pushes buttons clearly marked “don’t,” or says “trust me” right before proving they should not be trusted.

Someone in this mode tends to make decisions powered entirely by vibes, chaos, and maybe fumes. They might drop random objects, make unnecessary noise, or ask questions that should not need answers. Their behavior often triggers facepalms, sighs, and the universal friend‑group phrase: “Why are you like this.”

If you encounter someone acting part‑tarded, it’s best not to encourage them. Remove fragile items, gently redirect them like a confused raccoon, and consider offering snacks or water to reboot their system. The condition is temporary, contagious among friends, and usually triggered by boredom, caffeine, or “I saw this on TikTok.”
I explained it to her in the simplest way, and she still didn't understand. I swear shes gotta be part-tarded.
by SLincoln172 January 2, 2026
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Tree-tard

A degrading or endearing term for lumberjacks and foresters, usually directed towards students who know way too much about dendrology
"Hey, look at all the tree-tards walking to lumberjack class"
by TimberJack26 September 11, 2023
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Couche Tard

Person who avoids a work related event
Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard
by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023
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