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Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
by Amiricle February 7, 2023
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Shit up

Something that a retard called Brian does
Brian shit up

Can you type probably

Look it up
by Ninja.gfx November 25, 2018
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Level 6 shit

A good shit where you saw another human.
I had a level 6 shit when I accidentally left the bathroom door open one time.
by Kringle_ May 28, 2022
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Taz shit

I was talking to a ting and he did some Taz shit and started chatting to her
by bigtrickstar October 10, 2025
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Shitting in the Dark

V.- 1.The act of playing a video game without knowing what you are doing.

2. The act of being Arin Hanson (Gamegrump) while playing a game.
1.was really shitting in the dark while trying to play Cult of the Lamb.

2. I watched Arin play Cult of the Lamb on Gamegrumps and he was really shitting in the dark, as usual.
by Buddyzilla May 9, 2024
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shit secret

A hipper way of sayingdirty secret.”
Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”
by B1G Randy July 24, 2022
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Shit eye

After i fucked her shit eye my cock was brown, so i foeced her to suck it clean.
by L Unk December 7, 2022
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