My Chemical Romance

Daily Mail's worst fear. Also the band that saved my life.

{in a strip club}
Guy 1: Is that...My Chemical Romance?
Guy 2: Gah! The emo band! Cover your ears!
Guy 1: Dude...they're just a band...it's not gonna-
Guy 2: COVER YOUR EARS, JARROD!!
Guy 1: You do realize that not only does Gerard Way deny the emo label, but that also MCR has saved tons of kids from killing themselves, right? I–
Guy 2, furious: COVER YOUR GODDAMN EARS, JARROD!
Guy 1: I guess all that Daily Mail got in your head.
{a bouncer proceeds to take Guy 2 out}

by 7568ino October 21, 2023

Glock in My Rarri

I got a gun in my car with you name on it boy

"I got a glock in my rarri."-- Fetty Wap in the song "679"

by AStupidMonkey October 21, 2023

Bangin-on-my-ronpa

The scientific word for getting hungry after hearing the word curry

When my mother mentioned curry i was totally Bangin-on-my-ronpa

by Nightmare_02 October 21, 2023

Should my sister have 2 adopted siblings who feel home

Should my sister have 2 adopted siblings who feel home?

Should my sister have 2 adopted siblings who feel home

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.

Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.

Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023