Slap your cousin day

Arina: hey pavel
Pavel: yes?

Arina: *slaps*
Pavel: ow

Arina: happy slap your cousin day
by Your_weird September 07, 2021
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National give your bf $20 day is on October 11 of every year and you have to give your bf $20 no questions asked
“Hey babe today is national give your bf $20 day
“Ok”(hands $20 no questions asked)
by Hehehehehehheehhe October 10, 2022
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jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.
"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"
by Fuzzbean January 26, 2024
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jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.
"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"
by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024
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Spit in your dip

The action of spitting in ones butthole when they have diarrhea
Wife: ugh I have horrible diarrhea!
Husband: Hey can I spit in your dip?
by Dip Spitter February 20, 2022
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can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.
You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.
by RealCake December 11, 2023
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Hooted your last holler

Using up your last resource. Synonym: burned your last bridge.
by Candissa September 02, 2022
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