double shit

When you have to take another shit in the same bathroom break.

Person 1: What were you doing in there?
Person 2: I had a double shit.

Person 3: Damn

by cloudyysaturnn October 19, 2021

well done shit

Unironic non-fetish art of your favorite male character crossdressing.

“I just drew some art of Ichigo Kurosaki wearing a cute-ass 2000s outfit I saw on Pinterest. Damn, that’s some well done shit.”

by Cattenbleegh June 1, 2024

leopard shit

the ability to make yourself look like a half a retard

girl1-guys lets go to the leopard shit
guy-what are you some kind of a half a retard
girl2-she gets what she can
girl1-it is what it is

by tommy tim lusifer the 3rd January 2, 2012

Shit show

Basically every Knesset “meeting” - a misleadingly sardonic euphemism commonly accepted as a ‘culturally-sensitive’ term in reference to what is actually more akin to a jaw-dropping exhibition of at least 7-8 congressional members publicly flexing their muscles at each other like baboons on steroids, while others display more creative performances
(delivering speeches in sing-song manner and in rhyme!) - this show is not only fantastic, it’s probably the only thing in Israel you’ll get for FREE!!!

Enrapturing from the first second, a mind-blowing performance of political leaders purportedly voted into office democratically, who shout wildly at each other in a wild chorus of primal screams that escalates and finally concludes in volcanic eruption - wow, what a shit show!!

by Naomichevalier June 23, 2024

shit ribbon

A CERTIFIED Redneck word for toilet paper.

(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed

by RedneckCertificationPresident May 12, 2015

shit ton

a whole lot of it!

There were a shit ton of people at the rally downtown today!

by 3episodesofLITB February 19, 2017

Ghost shit

(v) the act of taking a shit, wiping, and having nothing on the toilet paper

"dude something weird happened to me yesterday"

"what?"

"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"

"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"

by Mr. DookeyHead May 22, 2016