Shit Bitch

An older woman that sits on the toilet for 2-3 hours in a sitting and prevents anyone else from using the bathroom.

"I'm going to piss myself if that Shit Bitch doesn't get off the toilet."

by shitfacenelson September 19, 2018

shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016

Shit ring

A nasty wore out and abused asshole usually of a pornstar or a anal sex lover with a gaped asshole

Damn look at that bitch i bet she has a shit ring ya it looks like a chewed up piece of bubblegum

by Anal disease December 23, 2017

Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel

"That shit looks like a shit weasel."

by DonDsnger December 9, 2016

teaser shit

When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.

I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!

by Hitman5652 October 23, 2017

Head Ass Shit

The highest level of intellect

“Dang you’re really smart, that’s some Head Ass Shit”

by Nebula2366 September 14, 2020

Worth A Shit

Worth time and effort to put in

Person A: "was investing in Apple profitable??"

Person B; "yeah, investing was worth a shit"

by c4l3bb March 13, 2025