Tricky Dick

When a man is at a strip club standing on the floor in front of a waist-high stage with both arms raised and fingering 2 different strippers who are standing above him simultaneously at his left and his right, thus resembling Richard Nixon’s iconic “raised arms with double peace fingers” in American culture.

Yo dude, check it out, Rich is giving those 2 strippers a “tricky dick!” He must be ambidextrous.

by Kindogg11 March 31, 2019

Dick Saw

When a UFC fighter gets wasted by the other fighter in a violent and unbelievably vicious manner.

Drew Dober ran into a Dick Saw when Torres knocked him out in round one on the Mexican card. - Uncle Weezy.

by DAZFILES March 30, 2025

Dick racing

When two guys fuck two girls to see who can last the longest

I was dick racing last night with John and lost by two seconds

by Jamdrew17 November 24, 2022

pinecone dick

When your dick has chips hanging off of it like a pinecone

OH SHIT!!!! Feel my pinecone dick

by Pinecone dick December 22, 2017

Broccoli Dick

A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.

If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.

1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!

Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.

2. Your such a broccoli dick!

by feelitbro February 23, 2012

DICK

the long thingy in between a mature males legs

MY DICK IS SO FUCKING BIG

Katie sucked on my dick so much it started bleeding

by gimme sum cum February 10, 2022

Pluto Dick

Someone with a tiny dick.

"You have a pluto dick"

by Jujuidk June 4, 2019