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I'll slice you open like an envelope

Used commonly by football hooligans, 'I'll slice you open like an envelope' can hint that the person saying the phrase is carrying a knife and intends to use it lethally on the person they are saying the phrase too. Can also mean that the person it's being said too acts 'big' and 'untouchable' and the person saying it is easily going to beat them up.

'Threat'
Football hooligan- 'you think you can take me on?'
Opposing team football hooligan- 'I'll slice you open like an envelope'
by Cpfcjames September 5, 2016
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You feel me or you keel me

A way of saying, someone is either to agree/understand with you, or might as well kill you.
Gurt: Yo
Plait: Yo do u see that fine shyt over there, she bad as hell. You feel me or you keel me?
Gurt: Sybau
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Fuck You

A form of verbal insult telling you to go and have sexual intercourse with yourself and is often used as a response to unorthodox behavior.
Person 1:"Dabs on them haters"

Person 2: Hey fuck you
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you doink

Roger: Hey Paul you Jackoff what’s 2 + 4?
Paul: 7
Roger: No you doink it’s 5
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The post you are seeing will keep you loyal.

2021 is going to be hella good year, you will see.
If you prove me wrong, then your in the pit.
The post you are seeing will keep you loyal.
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pleased to see you

A polite formula when being introduced on someone
It's pleased to see you
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I want you to be less alive!

Either asking you to pass out, or to die.
In A netflix parody movie made entirely by AI:
Victim girl tied to a seat about to be thrown onto saws: What will you do to me?
Chainsaw holding murderer man with devil mask: I want you to be less alive!
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