Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.

Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.

by TheRussianHammer March 27, 2018

your ass from page two

Not knowing anything

You don’t know your ass from page two

by Paul Annette July 31, 2021

Check up on your syllabus

A phrase used by SoCal bros to call out someone who obviously has no idea what they're talking about. Usually when talking about dirtbikes/cars/beer pong rules

Dumb Kid: Dude, my mom's Toyota Tercel probably has like 450 hp or something!

Normal Kid: Broseph, you need to go check up on your syllabus.

by nkssss November 02, 2010

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback

U habe o milk

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback with the milk

by urmomissofattts October 28, 2022

Balls deep in your mother.

An insult telling somebody that you have sexual relations with their mother.

"You fucking suck"
"Shut up, I'm balls deep in your mother. Maybe get a life before you tell someone they suck."

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 08, 2022

stir your pasta

we dunno, but definitely butt stuff

I'll stir your pasta!!!! > ;)

by flyingspaghetpastafarian September 14, 2022

stir your pasta

we dunno, but definitely butt stuff

I'll stir your pasta!!!! >:(

by flyingspaghetpastafarian September 14, 2022