National send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day

May 16th- when you send your girlfriend a shirtless picture

Whats today?

Oh its national send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day
Thanks! Almost forgot

by ayton627 May 16, 2021

[Insert your name here]

oh boy, here we go again
insert your name here is such a hot piece of live wonderfullness, if you see him/her, then you must keep them forever in your child dungeon where he/she will spend the rest of his/her life, imprisoned by you while you gush over them on fucking urban dictionary what the fuck

insert your name here is hot lol i want to fuck 'em

by Fowlcer May 19, 2021

Your on drugs

When someone says something so stupid it’s unreal

Guy 1:That cloud looks a lot like bill clinton
Guy 2: your on drugs

by Gotchuprimo May 20, 2021

National give your fem Best friend a hoodie day

On May 24 you must give your girl best friend/feminine best friend your hoodie to show how much you appreciate them

boy best friend: here’s my hoodie and happy
National give your fem Best friend a hoodie day

girl best friend: thank you so much you’re the best friend a girl could ever ask for

by DabiXhawks<3 May 20, 2021

Give your gf a sweatshirt day

On may 22 it is give your gf a sweatshirt day. Even if you just started your relationship.

Give your gf a sweatshirt day. Give it to her Ik she wants it.

by anonymous May 21, 2021

Cheeming Your Haunches

"Cheeming is like a state of perpetually busting your load in anticipation of something. Cheeming your haunches is like someone that's about to fucking explode from anticipatory energy"-Kerwin

"what else can you do with that peanutbutter Pokimane?" cheeming intensifies
(in the above example, the coomers were about to fucking splooge all over their RGB cherry mx blue keyboards to hear how else eGirls utilize peanutbutter beyond simply spreading it on sammiches)-Kerwin

"Tod: I've been cheeming all week for the last day of high school"
"John: don't you mean, cheeming your haunches?

by gar E May 22, 2021

watch your fug

When your drunk and trip over your own feet.

For fuck sake Ryan! Watch your fug!

by Dingly doo May 22, 2021