Phantom Dick

When after getting your male reproductive organ removed you still feel as if it there, yet you know its not there

Im annoyed at how I can still feel my Phantom Dick after the operation

by Miercolesdecaida August 10, 2022

Dick

It’s a body part that you put in a women’s mouth then when u cum you hurry and put it in the vagina to make babies

Hey I got a big dick

by Peniashsbdb November 3, 2020

cornstalk dick

A dick that is so thin it seems long, that it gives no pleasure to the other person.

He had such a cornstalk dick it felt like a dull pencil poking my vagina.

by 50shadesoflena January 24, 2017

danish dick dancing

What people in NSFW Facebook groups look up because i told ya to

Danish dick dancing...look it up.

by TedNugentWatchesYouPee July 4, 2023

Dick

Big Dick: D========3
Small Dick: D==3
Average Dick: D=3
Hard Dick: D🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱3
Soft Dick: D🪶🪶3
Hop Of My Dick: D❌❌❌❌3

Ancient Dick: D3

Randome Ass Dude: Holy Dick Noodles, some hoe punched my dick balls!

by JigglyJoe69 November 28, 2022

Shitting your dick

When something makes you made
When you're mad

“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick”

by decomplex December 9, 2022

hot dick

a boy that has multiple bodies and gets sucked a lot

I heard you f***** ga***

Nah he has hot dick oh hell no

by hi644777777 July 2, 2023