Linkin’s Dick

Fucking Huge Cunt, Bloody big whopper

I wanna suck this Linkin’s dick

by jesusthefapper May 9, 2020

DICK FARM

A PUSSY you have given birth with that is your ONLY VAGINAL FUCK to the point of possessiveness by the FUCKER.

ANAL ALAN sex deprived.

Look IMELINDA I earned my keep of my DICK FARM so you FUCK WHEN I say so and all FUCKING is using the big OPPOSITE first IN then OUT.and so on...

I need a FAG DICK FARM to catch up and this is the scoop I am the FAG and you are the DICK FARM.

by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 17, 2021

Urban Dick tionary

The best dictionary ever found.

cambridge...? oxford...? go away, urban dick tionary provides the best definition ever.

by Bevis wong. April 25, 2019

Smoke this dick

When the dick so lit she gotta hit it twice...

"My girlfriend said she's wants to come over but doesn't want to get high tonight. Shittt, She Better smoke this DICKK!" OR "What she got that good throat!? Shittt, She Better Smoke This DICKKK!" OR "My girlfriend has been promising to suck my dick all day. Just as she was about to do it, she decided to go for a cigarette. Just as she opened the door to leave i replied; 'Shitttt, You Better Smoke this DICKKK!!"

by WIENE May 4, 2020

Murder dick

When a man has sex with a woman on her period, and his dick is covered in blood like a murder weapon.

You said you were off your period! yet here I am with murder dick.

by Velvet Pimpson July 12, 2021

Slap Dick

In other words, Fuck You, Suck my dick. Another way of telling somebody to get they whack ass on somewhere .

“Bro SLAP DICK and die foo gtfo.”

by Slapdickanddie February 20, 2021

Eel Dick

Something that is only obtainable during certain times, or is very rare to obtain.

Freud: "THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!"
Jim: "Sir, I highly doubt that-"
Freud: "GO GET MORE"
Jim: "Mister Freud, I really don-"
Freud: "WHATS A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK"

by Seacole July 16, 2025